Along the road uphill to my house, there are always people parking their cars for the view of the KL city. My friends, one night, asked me what is there to see the view. I said “well, they can have sex while watching the view. It’s their scenario for sex!!”
They asked “What? they have sex in the bushes?”
I said “No. In the car. They like the excitement of having sex with a beautiful scenery and the risk of getting caught red handed. That way, when they cum they’ll cum really hard!!! IT’S ALL ABOUT THE MOOD.”
I think i’m gonna do that with my wife. I’ll get a car and call it THE SEX CAR!
MyVi is not spacious enough, although you can still do woman-on-top style at the back seat but nothing else.
Toyota Vios is an absolute no no. I can’t even sit straight at the back seat.
BMW 3 series is a little to tightly spaced. A 7 series is probably manageable cuz people still could work it in a MyVi.
A van is illogical. First, uncomfortable. Second, lures the cops. Third, you can’t tint the windows. Fourth, it shakes when you move your hips!
So the best choice is a LARGE, LUXURIOUS MPV. The best model: TOYOTA ALPHARD.
First, it is very spacious. It has reclining seats plus space so you can do practically any pose on the seats.
Second, you can tint the windows so that nobody could see and the cops wouldn’t dare to bother. Cuz if you tint, people think you are a big shot.
Third, it so damn comfortable and luxurious. Fourth, it is easy to maintain and repair, although expensive (Heck! It’s a luxurious MPV). Spare parts are aplenty and you can stiffen the suspension so that it won’t wobble noticeably if you shake your hips too hard!!
BUT… There is still the best, ultimate SEX VEHICLE. THE BUS!!
It is the BEST. It has plenty of space. You do any sex styles as you want as though you are in a room. You can moan as loud and fuck as hard as you possibly can cuz the bus won’t wobble and has adequate sound-proofing. In fact, there were rape cases happened in a bus!!
But getting the ultimate comes with a hefty cost. The bus is very expensive and you need a special licence to own one. Therefore, the ideal choice, EDITORS CHOICE goes to the TOYOTA ALPHARD!
I’ve gotta try that. It’ll be very exciting. One day i’ll buy a Toyota Alphard and show off that THIS IS MY SEX CAR!!!
